Fun With Facebook Posts

Please copy and paste afterwards so we can learn more about each other. Ever gotten down on your knees and begged for your life because you sold fake heroin to the wrong person? Yes. Ever eaten cake off a dead woman’s back while singing ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy?’ Yes. Ever outran the cops by driving a…

Those Eyes

Those eyes, like soft petals from a spring tulip. They caress me like silk, open windows I could crawl into to get a better view of what takes place inside.   Those eyes, darkened by hurt – they trick me, tickling me like a feather, cracking these leery lips into a smile with the slightest…

Being Different

Throughout most of my school years I was told I wasn’t very intelligent. I saw things differently, expressed my unique views, and after a while I got tired of hearing about how dumb I was, so I chose to keep my mouth shut instead. In high school, I was expelled because one of my teachers…

In God We Trust

I had to show up in court this morning to fight a minor traffic violation I received last week. Right above the judge’s bench there was a sentence written in gold lettering that read, ‘In God We Trust.’ As you can imagine, this came as wonderful news to me, because when God asked Abraham to…

Small World

Sometimes I’ll drive down the street on a perfect fall afternoon and turn up the radio, roll my windows down and allow the wind to stir up the tears in my eyes. The song on the radio spills into open chords where every instrument flows together.  The world forces its way into the palm of my…

When She’s Not Right For You

I had a female over last night, and things went pretty good.   Or so I thought.   We were under the covers and the lights were dim. I couldn’t see much, but what I could feel was great!   Everything was going fine, all huffing and pufing and what not, until she whispered in…

Comfort Inside Big Spaces

Along the road to financial success, I have learned the power of simplicity.   True success is found within the little things.   And now I am back-pedaling, trying to relive the life I have already lived. eliminating the stress that comes with the big things, and finding comfort inside the space where something big…

Bound to the Laws of Magnetism.

A good woman is easy to find. All you need to do is look for a terrible man. She’s almost always the one wrapped up in his arms. But don’t fret, ladies. A good man can be found using the same method.   It’s interesting to see how science keeps us attached to the things…

Taking a Peek

When I’m using a public restroom and I’m surrounded by open stalls, I get upset with that one random guy who just has to use the urinal right next to me.   Do I look like I need company while I’m peeing?   When someone does this to me, I always go out of my…

‘Normal’ is a Mask

There is no such thing as normal, only what is perceived as normal by society’s standards.   As a result, people are always searching for a woman or a man who is ‘just normal,’ but once they find this person, they learn of many secrets lurking beneath the surface. Drug and alcohol abuse – possibly…